Plantie The Plant

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Plays Plantie The Plant.

Plantie is a houseplant. But not just any ordinary houseplant. He is a special plant, grown over thousands of years by Crowley from the discarded seeds of the fruit of knowledge, which he snuck out of Eden. Plantie is therefore technically a Tree of Knowledge. Because of this, Crowley uses a combination of terrorization and clever bonsai-like trimming to keep his power in check so that the Almighty doesn't find out that he is keeping a forbidden Tree of Knowledge and smite him. As a result, Plantie's power is reduced from all-knowing wisdom to minor vision quests and giving advice to teenagers. Plantie is aware of this and quite salty about it.

(Only Plantie can edit this page unless spelling errors and maybe dad)